TIP : ARE YOU SUFFERING FROM FEELINGS?

PHOBIA?

ARE YOU SUFFERING FROM FEELINGS?

What Are Feelings?

Feelings are a tender emotional state that develop when a male becomes fixated on a single female to the exclusion of others. Even others with bigger boobs.

Early Warning Signs

When you’re around one particular chick, you experience:

•Pounding Heart

•Dry Mouth

•Nausea

•Inability to speak

•Sweating

•Desire to say flattering things

If undiagnosed, these warning signs can quickly develop into the full blown disease…

Symptoms

•Warm fluttery feelings in stomach

•Lightheadedness

•An unexplained urge to watch Love Actually

•Sudden increase in cuddling occurrences

•Brunch cravings

•Explosive monogamy

•Happiness

•Failure to notice other hot women

•Cross wording

Transmission

Though correlation remains scientifically inconclusive, studies indicate “hand holding” may play a role in spreading Feelings from one person to another.

Treatment

At this time the only treatment for Feelings is a multi-week course in Other Women. If symptoms persist, repeat course at a higher dosage. NOTE: This treatment can result in harmful side-effects such as rash, infection, and in some cases, pregnancy.

(Some excerpt from barney Stinson's "The Bro Code")